Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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