sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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