im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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