I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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