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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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