I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
