If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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