just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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