Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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