69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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