woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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