i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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