have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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