Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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