Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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