have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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