Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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