There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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