he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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