We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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