Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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