I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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