Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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