Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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