You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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