coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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