I heard we made out
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize