If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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