friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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