? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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