Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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