Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Who died my cat blue again?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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