Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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