I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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