On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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