We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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