next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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