She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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