Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
