I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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