yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I supernannyed him into submission
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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