I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
