hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You coming home soon, man?
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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