I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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