I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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