do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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