508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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