he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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