i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Your penis caused this!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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