Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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