I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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