the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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