I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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