Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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